DJing Gone Bad (by burowyako)
“This isn’t one of my songs…” says the bride who didn’t wanna hire a DJ.
This is what happens when people are cheap as hell:
1. Use an iPod.
2. Put music in.
3. Have your dumb ass boyfriend borrow your iPod for leisure time, hence why he has Limp Biz in and forget to take it off from the shuffle list and have it go off in your wedding and find out your nephew little john john learned a new word while aunty meg has a heart attack because she’s so fuckin religious.
PS: I’m sorry you had to have your wedding inside a big bush in your backyard as well, cheap asses.
