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This is how you mix two songs together.

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El Burro Loco Power Mixing (by mikeldd2)

Very nice mix going on, but you know, I at least have to talk shit about something…

WTF are you wearing? Oh wait, that’s the new HOT dj out there named SKELETUBS! Watch as he spins hot mixes all while his belly dances as well! Incredible trick!

Look at those moobs too! I would SO hire this guy, only if I hid him behind a curtain tho. Don’t wanna scare my guests wit that get up.

DJs, have a little style…no, wait, have A LOT of style when putting yourself on youtube or spinning live. Kanye will be mad at you.

DJ fail (by MonkeyNutz2510)

Get ready to freak out at 0:02. I was like this the whole time: O_O

The crowd looks nowhere NEAR excited, and he gets them pumping early? Bitch, the lights aren’t even off!!! AND you sound like a host for a kids TV show as well, lmao.

Then some guy starts having a seizure on the floor and a fat girl in yellow walks up to the booth to tell him to play some Britney Spears.

This is a fuckin mess, this right here is fucking with my brain right now. I think I’m dead.

“i have a dj sofwer and i want to sale becouse i gonna muve to another place n its to small so i dont have room for all ma stuf.so thats the reason that i going to sale it.it still like new works verry good dont have eny problem.if you intersted please give me a call (415)___ ____” THIS IS THE BEST SOFWER DEAL I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR! NOW I CAN BE A DJ AND BE COOL AND POPULAR AND AWESOME WOW! Yeah fuckin right. Who in their right mind would spend $800 on this start-out wedding deck??? To make it worse, it must have been Jose who got kicked out of his wife’s house for cheating on her ass, so nigga has to make some room of course, so he isn’t telling us the WHOLE truth on why he’s selling ;)

“i have a dj sofwer and i want to sale becouse i gonna muve to another place n its to small so i dont have room for all ma stuf.
so thats the reason that i going to sale it.
it still like new works verry good dont have eny problem.
if you intersted please give me a call (415)___ ____”


THIS IS THE BEST SOFWER DEAL I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR! NOW I CAN BE A DJ AND BE COOL AND POPULAR AND AWESOME WOW!

Yeah fuckin right. Who in their right mind would spend $800 on this start-out wedding deck???

To make it worse, it must have been Jose who got kicked out of his wife’s house for cheating on her ass, so nigga has to make some room of course, so he isn’t telling us the WHOLE truth on why he’s selling ;)


DJing Gone Bad (by burowyako)

“This isn’t one of my songs…” says the bride who didn’t wanna hire a DJ.

This is what happens when people are cheap as hell:

1. Use an iPod.

2. Put music in.

3. Have your dumb ass boyfriend borrow your iPod for leisure time, hence why he has Limp Biz in and forget to take it off from the shuffle list and have it go off in your wedding and find out your nephew little john john learned a new word while aunty meg has a heart attack because she’s so fuckin religious.

PS: I’m sorry you had to have your wedding inside a big bush in your backyard as well, cheap asses.

Super-Enthusiastic Wedding Disc Jockey Does The Locomotion (by TheJDPerspective)

SUPER XTREME ENTHUSIASTIC DJ MARIO RIGHT HERE! HIRE HIM FOR YOUR WEDDING! BEST DECISION EVER MADE! OMG LULZ

Poor guy, really feel bad for him, but hey! He’s having fun, right?

In reality, this guy needs a kick in the balls. Stick to what you do best and go save the princess and eat them shrooms.

BEST DJ FAIL EVER (by HeadHuntersGeeEye)

Either someone forgot to eat today, or it was just the DJ fuckin up his music.

Watch as Biggie hurls a water bottle at the DJ, while soaking up the fact that the DJ WANTS to cry, and you could see it in his eyes.

Don’t BUTCHER a performance up if you don’t got your shit on lock, or you’ll be in the next recycle bin, or Biggie’s next dinner.

Worst DJ Audition ever presented by EvoGenius.wmv (by EvoGeniusProds)

Just a tip for you all:

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!

It sucks when you’re not even close to ready for a gig, it sucks when all you learned was one scratch, and it sucks to have your deck going out on you because it HATES you. Plz prepare and go over your stuff before going out in public, thank you.

DJ FAIL - worst dj ever (by pluppa)

First off, where the fuck are your turntables? I’m guessing he’s pretty much playing a mix from a local radio station mix, or CHEATING at life.

2. “I Wanna See Yo Ass” LMFAO! Funniest shit ever. GET OFF the mic, no one wants to hear you talk.

3. Um, what’s the other guy for? The other invisible turntable? A duo?

Lastly, screw whoever says Crowd This or Crowd That, we’re talking about the SKILL boy. If you talk about CROWD in any sentence, you must suck as well.

FAIL.

DJ*LaFLEXX Coming Soon 2012… (by 3deepProductions)

THIS….is a good laugh right here.

Makes you think, WHAT THE FUCK is he DOING? Even worse, he gave out his info for hire! Sorry, but I wouldn’t want DJ LaSUXXatDJing button mashing through songs at my event.

Go back to the arcades my friend, Street Fighter is where it’s at if you wanna button smash.

FAIL.